The Rise and Fall of a Conqueror

Hah! Found this via the nihilstic kid and here.

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:	an Alternate Dimension (and banish the Alternate You back to this dump).
Your title will be:	Archmage
You will succeed by:	Brute military force (4000 lbs of C4 and a pack of Milk Duds).
Your Enforcers will be:	Jay and Silent Bob.
Your first act as ruler:	A Stalinesque Purge.
(What happened after)	Try "The World Was Yours! What Happened?" MEME to find out!
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So what happened? Well...

The World Was Yours! What Happened??? by Demonac
Name
Abused your power by	Calling people names
Until	the Care Bears
...	Butchered all your guards with a katana. "But they had guns! How did they fail to shoot him?"
And adding insult to injury	They cut up your credit cards.
But now, after all that, you are	staring to conquer it all again, starting from scratch.
(How did you conquer?)	Try "The World Is MINE!" MEME to find out!
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Out-fucking-standing. You people should try this. (To use, just type in your name in the blanks above and press the respective buttons.)