Tongue-in-Cheek Moment

God, I'm so brilliant.

Due to the advent of the rainy season in this country, the Department of Health (DOH) has been warning the public of the dangers of water-borne diseases. Specifically, the DOH cited lepto spirosis, which is supposedly spread by the urine of rats.

I have the solution to this particular problem: Stop rats from peeing anywhere, dammit.

The problem here is that rats seem to be peeing everywhere and when the rains come and the clogged drains fill up, their piss is spread by the floods.

Ergo, prevent the rats from urinating just about anywhere and you stop lepto spirosis.

I should run for Congress and become a senator or something, I'm that smart...