Things not do # 423

And on a lighter note, soloflite details why it's dangerous to get on the bad side of your... *gasp*... hairstylist!

Me: Yeah. I think he was gay... *pause* Wait... are you telling me there ARE straight male hairstylists?

HS: *volatile silence* I... *snip* am.. *snip, snip* not... *snip* GAY. *snip, snip, SNIP!*

And that, solo old chap, is why I don't do small talk with my barber. Way too risky with someone holding a razor to my throat.