Some Things About Me You Never Knew
Well, even some things that I never knew about me. (Obviously, I have nothing interesting to post today.)
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Banzai cat!
- Banzai cat has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
- Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's banzai cat supply.
- Two grams of banzai cat provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
- Cats use their banzai cat to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
- Without banzai cat, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
- More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in banzai cat.
- The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as banzai cat.
- There are more than two hundred different kinds of banzai cat!
- You share your birthday with banzai cat!
- All swans in England belong to banzai cat.
And I am not fat.
I'm just big-boned...
(I'd say I stole this from Fence but really, she ran away with me. And how could I have known she wasn't of legal age?!?)
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