Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Twi-Meow (or Twilight, with Cats)

Because I think everything is better with cats, I thought a re-imagining of Twilight the movie was in order. Here's my version (or vision!) of some pivotal scenes:

Isabella: (in the car with Edward) Your paw is so furry...

Isabella: (on confronting Edward in the forest) I know what you are. You're impossibly fast. And strong. You have long whiskers, a long tail and small ears. Your eyes change colour and you climb trees a lot.

Edward: Say it, say it out loud.
Isabella: Cat...
Edward: Are you afraid?
Isabella: No.
Edward: Then ask me the most basic question... What do we eat?

Edward: (while having dinner with Isabella) Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cats.

Isabella: (upon waking up) Do you do that a lot?
I like to watch you sleep.

Pictures sourced from here, here, here, here and here. For other thoughts on watching movies and getting crazy ideas, see Star Wars: You're Fired!

(And yes, I did watch the movie. *wink*)


handyfemme said...

Why do I have the feeling that I'm a part of the minority? I haven't seen the film nor read the book! My sister has a copy though. :\

Dean said...


sharmaine said...

Because I have never seen Twilight, your cats will forever be embedded as the actual movie in my mind.

Sean said...

Because I will never see Twilight, your cats will forever be embedded as the actual movie in my mind.

banzai cat said...

angela: heh. no twisting your arm on that one. we really just wanted to see the movie. I suppose we're just suckers for bad books-turned-into-special-effects-ladened-movies. ;-)

dean: what?! it was only natural. :-D

sharmaine and sean: my work here is done. :-D